So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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