I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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