Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick

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(613): View more from Ontario

Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.

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(319): View more from Iowa

i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself

(612): View more from Minnesota

It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...

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(360): View more from Washington

Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?

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You slipped off the sink last night.

(334): View more from Alabama

Why was I on the sink......?

(1-334): View more from Alabama

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(316): View more from Kansas

He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing

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New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit

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