This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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