Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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