.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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