i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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