with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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