TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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