Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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