Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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