turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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