Christians are straight up FREAKS
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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