So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just cropdusted the office
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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