Buhtt sex?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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