its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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