Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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