no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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