So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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