She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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