i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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