Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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