I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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