So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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