On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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