the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Four minutes until I can fart!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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