Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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