I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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