i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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