I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Randomize
