Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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