oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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