so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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