No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.