In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids