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• (352): View more from Florida

  this beer tastes like vomit already

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work

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• (510): View more from California

  Drunk is not a location!

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