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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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• (805): View more from California

  I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.

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  No promises

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• (415): View more from California

  Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.

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