did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
too bad you live with your parents still
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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