I don't think brook has ever known best
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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