Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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