I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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