My nipple is on Facebook.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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