dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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