so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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