Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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