she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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