I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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