we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
How's work?
Spinning.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
