am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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