shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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