I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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