he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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