Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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