I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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