he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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